
"WHERE DOES THE TIME GO?"
(A SEXUAL FARCE IN ONE ACT)
Copyright © 1997
Written by Kevin T. Baldwin.
Published by K & K Productions, Inc.
A Play For Adults
Featuring 3 Males and 5 Females
If you love sexual farce, then here is an extremely funny play
for adults by playwright Kevin T. Baldwin, who has also written
the young person's comedy "HOT ROD HOT DOGS" and
the intense crime drama "SPINELESS".
Synopsis: The comedy is about a struggling middle-aged actor
who has an affair with a very "limber" dancer while estranged
from his wife. He loses a musical watch INSIDE the young
dancer, whom he then discovers is the daughter of his itinerant,
power-hungry, and extremely drunken sot of a director! The
madness erupts as the actor tries to hide the girl from his wife,
her director-father, and several cast members who have come
by his place for a line rehearsal. As he continues to find new
places to hide the young girl, the watch keeps going off, causing
the girl to emit "strange sounds". Just wait for the special "twist"
at the end, as this show has an ending that changes every time
you see it!
If your theatre has been looking for a hilarious new adult show
to put on, then this is the one you want. Two simple sets and
flexible casting make this an ideal show if you're on a fixed
budget. Having had great reviews recently in Massachusetts,
this show is definitely a winner!

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